A very good sow's ear

May 17
Mar 23

phantomrose96:

Listen. I’m gonna level with you. I’m gonna be straight with you. I’m gonna be up front about this.

I already don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches. Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. “This is Swedish Beefcake” could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is. I know it’s an insult but I don’t know what it means.

“This is my new doctor OC she hangs out with Angela Mercy her name is Moriarty” yall are just making things up now. no one’s explained the gorilla yet. put the doctor away yall already have like a fucking half angel or something. stop just adding characters to the cast i still dont know what the plot is. whats the plot?? no one ever talks about the plot i just know Soldier 69 and his best friend Anakin Skywalker had a fight about something. is there a plot??? i dont think there is!

I’m pretty sure yall are just playing Super Smash Bros and you’re like “yeah uh huh theres a plot theres lore see Grandma Sniper used to be part of Overwatch the Prequel” but then yall just play 10,000 hours of SSB with 18 Grandma Snipers on the field and two Junkrats going “yeah deep lore”

Whos. Whos even the Turgbjorn guy? What did he do??

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Originally posted by beroberos

Dec 06

Mutant Genetics are Weird

blaze-x:

And I’m not talking about an X-gene giving people powers.

Like some mutant siblings have very different powers. Look at the Guthries. Sam propels himself like a rocket, Paige tears away her skin, Jay has wings, Melody can fly unaided, etc. Okay three of the four fly in some way, but they’re all different types of flight.

On the other end of that the Scott and Alex Summers both project concussive energy in some way and are immune to each others powers. (I don’t know enough about Gabriel to add him here.)

Those are just examples of first gen mutants. It’s when mutants start having children that things actually get interesting. Like out of all of Logan’s kids only two of them inherited his powers, but with different claw arrangements and Daken got something extra as well. And of the five mongrels only two of them seem to have any powers at all. Fire Knives might have some kind of fire power (it’s actually unclear), and Cannon Foot is animalistic but can’t heal.

One out of three of Magneto’s kind inherited his powers, Wanda’s kid inherited her and Pietro’s powers, but Luna has empathic powers.

Those are all examples of just one mutant parent. When it’s two parents the kid seems to usually have a combination of their parents powers. Cable mostly has Jean’s powers, but he also has a glowing eye he probably got from Scott. Ruby has her mom’s diamond form and her dad’s eye beams, Kurt has his mother’s coloration and a weaker version of his dad’s teleportation. There are exceptions to this, but the point is over all children with two mutant parents will be mutants.

So from all of this we can determine that x-gene is recessive and the mutation it creates is mostly random but a mutant parent means a higher chance of that power. Okay all of this is fine except:

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Nov 26
Nov 26
jenbartel:
“✨💖🔪💄 Support Your Local ⦉ OVERWATCH ⦊ Girl Gang 🎀🍟💅🏼✨
12x18" Print debuting at NYCC this week, available online in late October! 😘
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jenbartel:

✨💖🔪💄 Support Your Local ⦉ OVERWATCH ⦊ Girl Gang  🎀🍟💅🏼✨

12x18" Print debuting at NYCC this week, available online in late October! 😘

Sep 02

lookitszee:

dinahlance:

comics meme | 6/8 teams

New X-Men: Academy X

Can we talk about
(1) the egregious whitewashing of Dani in the first pic?
(For those following along at home: the woman on the far right of the first pic is Danielle Moonstar, a Cheyenne mutant and long-time leader of the first team of “New Mutants”. While Dani is also technically a Norse Valkyrie (long, Asgard-y story), she is *not* a white person and definitely does not have the same complexion as Emma-fucking-Frost)

(2) That Scott named his team of kids after his dad?

Jun 16

fareehasgf:

me: i love all of the characters from overwatch so much they are all so beautiful and perfect and interesting

jack morrison: wow :’) thank yo-

me: 

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Originally posted by lupitalover